what do you think marionberry water tastes like? im guessing a hint of crack with a dash of "the bitch set me up!"
Labels: inexplicable products
Labels: inexplicable products
i feel an inexplicable, and overwhelming, urge to go to mass today and im not even catholic. apparently catholic guilt is THAT strong.
Labels: holidays and other annual events
following a long standing tradition, valentines day, or as i like to think of it, "singles awareness day," came and went without much fuss at van nasty. last year i took myself to see brokeback mountain; at one point, i was the only person in the theater not giving or receiving a handjob.
last week i got my high school reunion letter in the mail. i mentioned that to someone at headquarters and, bless his heart, he said "you're already at your five year reunion?!" to which i have to ask, do people really have those?!?
poor girl. you know its a sad day when youre envious of mariah carey's straw supervisor.
"i suddenly realized that unless some thing changed soon i was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine and i'd finally die fat and alone and be found three weeks later, half-eaten by wild dogs. or i was about to turn into glenn close in 'fatal attraction'."
those of you who know me know, i am a bad patient. i am a firm believer that ignoring a situation will make it go away. so strongly do i believe this that i once got an email from gvw, who works in a hospital, telling me that a woman came into the e.r. with foot problems, and her doctors told her she had to have her foot amputated. the woman refused to believe there was nothing they could do to save her foot, to which the doctor responded "ma'am. there are maggots in your foot." gvw's email to me was: "please. dont let this be you."
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there hasnt been much blogging lately, i know. the new job is keeping me busy, and, frankly, most of my blogging was previously done at my low-down, miserable old job.
today has proven itself to be the total waste of a good hair day. this morning was supposed to be the first in a series of policy breakfasts that van nasty was launching; the topic of today's breakfast: "venereal disease: it doesnt mean he loves you." unfortunately, due to weather it had to be called off. but, since i was dressed, made up and blown out by 7:30 a.m. there was no sense in going back to bed, so, i trudged off to headquarters so i could join the one other person to come in to the office today.
omg. i need to get my eyebrows and lip done so badly; my eyebrows have completely grown together in a muppetesque way, and 13 year old boys are stopping me on the street to give me props for my awesome 'stache. im starting to look like the dude from le tigre who is actually a woman.
it does my heart good to see that im not the only one who leaves the tags on my clothes, even though i wear them out, because i might still decide to febreze and return them.
i have better taste in music than you and more makeup than a drag queen.