things that feel like the end of the world but in fact are not

10) lemon juice in paper cuts
9) having to buy books because you cant go to the library ever again
8) running out of diet coke after cvs has closed
7) eight non-stop hours of muzak
6) hitting "reply all" on an email where you call your client a douche
5) having your heart broken by someone you love who doesnt love you
4) crying in front of someone you love who doesnt love you
3) crying in front of the roommates of someone you love who doesnt love you
2) crying on the street corner in front of the neighbors of someone you love who doesnt love you
1) non-fatal cardiac arrest