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Saturday, September 16, 2006

now that these are no longer "new" or "relevant"

allow me to share with you reasons 1 -3 why i hate babies with hair:

suri is a little reminiscent of babies who compete in pageants wearing wiglets a la living dolls ("im a little nervous! its her first time competing with hair!" the baby, mind you, was nine months) or when olivia on designing women was in a pageant and suzanne bought her a baby toupee.

its not natural for children to look like this:

although if the most freakish thing about her is an over-abundance of hair, then she's more normal than we all thought.

um, ive been looking at that middle picture for a while now -- where the hell is suri's belly button? im officially creeped out.


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