inmates have more privacy

what is wrong with people? is there no sense of decency or shame left? if ever there was a space private enough, and an action intimate enough to forego a three minute cell phone conversation it would be relieving ones self in the bathroom, followed closely by a gynecological exam. i bet you talk through that too, dont you? "oh did you hear that? its nothing. just the doctor giving me my pelvic exam." for god sakes woman! you took a shit while continuing to have a cell phone conversation, in a public bathroom at your office. what could possibly be that important? you actually said to the person you're on the phone with: "can you hear that? im trying to take a shit."

and yes, i was making those farting noises with my mouth. i attempted to embarrass you, when clearly it was impossible.