van nasty

Friday, September 08, 2006

i despise you, and your little boss too

dear receptionist:

in addition to having the personality of rainbow brite, you also seem to be confused about where you are the three hours a day you deign to show up. this is your office not your house therefore responding to a doorbell with "cooooooome innnnnnn!" doesnt really do the job. apparently, unlike your front door, its locked, so youre actually going to have to get up, and answer it. further proof that you have no idea where you are: you weigh yourself in the kitchen on a scale you brought in for that purpose. i dont know where you've worked before that this was appropriate (weight watchers maybe?) but, its not considered okay here.


van nasty


Post a Comment

<< Home

van nasty

My Photo
Location: van nasty, washington, dc

i have better taste in music than you and more makeup than a drag queen.

come and talk to me