i date assholes so you dont have to!
its finally time to admit to myself that liking someone isnt enough to make a relationship work; apparently there is the pesky problem of them liking you in return. you would think i would have learned this by now; after all, my love life is nothing if not a series of pilots never picked up for series.
lessons i have learned the hard way:
someone asking you out doesnt amount to a whole lot if they dont actually show up.
someone asking you out, then two days later saying that they'll have to play it by ear based on how wild their saturday night is, is an ass who has no interest in you, but doesnt have the balls to tell you that.
no one is so busy that they cant return a phone call.
someone who isnt willing to go out with you and your friends on a friday night, but is happy to meet up with you after the bars have closed, isnt your boyfriend.
everyone has issues, but some people have subscriptions and i'd like to cancel mine.