the X2: its more than just homeless men pissing on you
overheard on the X2:
"god blessed me with the skill of makin' babies." -- the pungent smelling man next to me with his hand on my thigh. he is apparently the father of 18 kids, and was more than willing to do his part to help me in my non-existent quest to become a mother.
"look [touches my neck]: youre turning black!" -- in reference to the (somewhat large) birthmark on my neck.
Labels: overheard on the x2