"orgasm" didnt make the list. its too obvious its a lipstick.

in honor of details hilarious article "orgasm or excellent mariniara" i present you with this weeks challenge: lipstick, or soft core porn?

bonus points: submit your guess as to how many times i got busted online shopping at sephora and googling dirty words looking for porn titles. remind me to never, ever cross my IT guy.

forbidden lust v. forbidden fruit
simply naked v. naked truth
fire down below v. devil in the flesh
welcome to peach island v. tropical tyrst
exotic spices v. exotic kiss
passion lane v. plaything of passion
wet kitty v. wet and frosty
cinnamon flesh v. dahlia flesh
turkish delight v. dangerous delight
happy ending v. perfect ending
divine rapture v. rapture in rome
sex machine v. dream machine
dragon girl v. dragon lady
honey suckle v. color of honey
frisky summer v. hot summer days