black cat, black cat!

Hipster dance party: non-assertive, ambiguously gay white boys with girls haircuts and beards thrashing around the dance floor to any rhythm other than what's actually playing. Super tight tee-shirts and cigarette pants are a must. Apparently ironic tee shirts are still in fashion with the under 20 set. The girls, sadly, are no better. Its all intentionally bad haircuts and mismatched prints over leggings with 50s cat-eye glasses in funky colors. Don't even get me started on the fact that they're dancing around to "retro" 80s songs they're too young to have heard anywhere but the oldies station.