the man fug

lets start by saying i have never seen or heard of this person before, but apparently, his name is "avery storm." seriously. if, and i pray its not, that is his parent-given name, did he really have any choice BUT to start dressing like this? and in that case can i blame him for fulfilling his evil, manpris wearing destiny? according to the fug girls (where i stole this picture):

"Are men wearing DENIM MANPRIS now? Because that is NOT GOOD NEWS."


i would amend this sentence to read: are men who are not kevin federline, gay or european, wearing denim manpris now?