dear fellow metro rider:
you looked both professional and cute in your black outfit - which is almost impossible - and for that i give you four snaps up in z formation.
however, the flip flops have to go. you are no longer in college, it is no longer summer, and you arent leaving your apartment hungover on a saturday morning for a bean and cheese burrito miracle cure; you are going to work where no one wants to see your toes. lets be a little more subtle; wear some sexy heels with some toe cleavage to keep them guessing.
while your outfit told me you were trying to bring sexy back (which i applaud you for), getting your flip flop stuck in the escalator and falling up the stairs rarely accomplishes that goal. in the future i suggest wearing something a little more sturdy, and less made-of-styrofoam.
good luck, and excellent regrouping. i swear, except for me, and the guy in the passing lane next to you, no one saw.