dewey decimal is outdated

Monday night I ran into dewey. And I don't mean I stalked him at the library. No, I accidentally, literally physically ran into him on the street at 17th and P. What did he say you ask? "Its weird to see you. On. the. Street. I. Mean." Yah dude I'm sure that is what you mean. Despite the fact that it was painfully awkward and that no good could possibly come from this, I still plan to call him. Remind me of this moment and this decision in a few days when I cry about my recently rebroken heart.