my horoscope

You're able to see the hilarity in just about any situation -- and your good spirits are infectious.

its nice to finally have something infectious that people are excited to contract, and which doesnt require a trip to the free clinic.

violet affleck is freaking adorable, but...

does anyone else get the impression that she looks a whole lot more like the delivery man from lucky gardens chinese than she does like ben? are we sure she wasnt a mail order baby?

its time to reevaluate your outfit when:

a) it includes a vest with fringe, a la sonny bono, but not quite as fashionable,

b) it involves a wig so wide that you have to turn sideways to get through a door and cannot account for who it may be touching while you are taking a photo,

c) it makes paris hilton look demure by comparison.

reasons 4325 - 4328 why i love new orleans