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Saturday, June 17, 2006

mancott explained

mancott: to engage in a concerted refusal to have dealings with men (including boys, guys, and anyone of the XY persuasion) to express disapproval or to force acceptance of certain conditions.

dealings: dates; interactions of a romantic nature

conditions: respect

i am the norma rae of mancotts. i call on them so often that even the reverend al sharpton is beginning to question their efficacy. however, i have found them to be quite successful (depending of course on your definition of success). im not claiming that men have circulated a petition demanding an immediate end to the mancott, but, i certainly think they've taken note. if nothing else, the signs and picketing have made an impression.

this month's mancott is brought to you by a series of unfortunate events involving man concentrate, previously, affectionately know as a.s., and now referred to as a.s.s. have you ever sat in a room, and suddenly realized that your presence is utterly superfluous? that if you had left an hour before, no one would have been the wiser? how often do those moments involve the boys we like? mancotts are about no more excuses, and no more bullshit.


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