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Sunday, July 02, 2006

monogamy is for the worms

" 'The only completely, fatalistically monogamous animal we've been able to identify is a tapeworm found in the intestines of fish,' Lipton tells WebMD. That's because the male and female worms fuse together at the abdomen and never separate afterward."

im not sure what would disturb me more:

a) being a tapeworm living in the intestines of a fish, or,
b) spending the rest of my life with the same worm.

1 Comments:

Anonymous STEEZER said...

SON OF A BITCH!! Guster's playing at Wolf Trap on August 1, exactly 24 hours after I arrive in Texas. So I'll miss it, and I am one unhappy motherhumper.

9:09 PM  

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