and tori spelling was there because?...
allow me to sum up the american music awards in two trends:
1) shiteous wigs, with "fringe," from the jessica simpson collection; see: stefani, gwen; spears, britney; hilton, paris; furtado, nelly.
2) and, skirts so short that undressing for gynecological exams is no longer necessary; see: knowles, beyonce; dolls, pussycat; spelling, tori; and again, stefani, gwen (see above).
and then there is the inexplicable:
i cannot even begin to imagine to what we owe this picture.