plagiarism isnt pretty
great minds, and all chick-lit writers, think alike.
a total waste of makeup
"there should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six a.m. every night. and if you want to make a call, you have to pick up the phone and talk to an operator: put me through to aaa. my car battery's dead.
put me through to pink dot. i need vanilla haagen-dazs toute de suite!
put me through to my ex-boyfriend...
i'm sorry ma'am, the operator would say. that would be a bad idea. now you go to bed before you do anything stupid."