most disturbing mother daughter email string ever
me: good news! rehearsal got cancelled. i can stay home another night and rest up!
mom: that is good. how are you feeling now?
me: not great but better. i think another night of sleep and drugs will do wonders for me.
mom: you need to take it easy!
me: um, i meant my prescription drugs, not like heroin or anything. i'll wait till I feel better to dip into that.
mom: and call me when you dip into that because you will be sharing!!!!!!!!
clearly, she's not well, however, i think this explains a lot about me.
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