tits and shows

email from art the loser:

"while reading DCist's 'overheard'...

outside the 9:30 club after a !!! show during which about 60 fans took the stage with the band during the last song:

young woman: 'i have two rules...i don't show my tits in public and i don't get on stage.'

i was all like, OMG, that's van nasty! but then i thought, no, i bet she shows her tits."

xoxo
art

as seen in my inbox

"may the fourth be with you."

*snort*

just because i own all six seasons on dvd doesnt mean anything

what does it say about me that i got multiple email and text messages about the fact that the gilmore girls gave shout outs to both the 930 club and the black cat last night? that my friends know me well, i guess?

most disturbing mother daughter email string ever

me: good news! rehearsal got cancelled. i can stay home another night and rest up!

mom: that is good. how are you feeling now?

me: not great but better. i think another night of sleep and drugs will do wonders for me.

mom: you need to take it easy!

me: um, i meant my prescription drugs, not like heroin or anything. i'll wait till I feel better to dip into that.

mom: and call me when you dip into that because you will be sharing!!!!!!!!

clearly, she's not well, however, i think this explains a lot about me.