washington d.c.: but its a wet, sweaty heat

dear dcist:

i saw the recent post soliciting additional suggestions for a d.c. catch phrase. while i personally think "all of the taxes, none of the representation" and "walk left, stand right" are both brilliant, i would like to submit my own slogan: "d.c.: we arent a service economy and dont have to be nice to tourists." or, if thats too long, "metro: tourists banned before 9:30" gets the message across almost as well.

xoxo
v/n