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Sunday, March 18, 2007

ramblings from a fevered mind

do i understand this correctly?

is reverend mohler saying that if homosexuality were determined to be genetic, he would be in support of pregnant mothers wearing a hormone patch which would reverse their child's sexual orientation? and he believes that this is necessary because good god-fearing christians would abort their gay fetuses, because, despite the fact that god made them gay, it is also a sin against god? can someone explain to me why god would create and give life to something so sinful and offensive? and dont we hate the gays? so whats the problem?

if you believe that you should live your life according to the bible which is an exact translation of god's word, then, why stop with the gays? leviticus lists a whole host of sins punishable by death which are no longer enforced. lets bring back the stonings, and the burnings and the cutting people off from their people, whatever the hell that means.

leviticus 20:9 "for every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him." -- so, we should probably all be dead.

leviticus 20:10 "and the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." -- note that in 2 samuel when david slept with bathsheba, not only were they both spared, but they conceived a child, who ultimately died. which is, by the way, my favorite biblical story (yes, i have a favorite biblical story, and no, its not as morbid as it sounds).

leviticus 20:11 "and the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

leviticus 20:12 "and if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them."

leviticus 20:13 "if a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- so, we are saving the little gay fetuses so we can potentially kill them later?

leviticus 20:14 "and if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you. --im glad god is finally getting specific as to how these sinners should die.

leviticus 20:15 "and if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- clearly the animal should also be put to death since, y'know, he totally wanted it, and was hoofing around his pasture all seductive like.

leviticus 20:16 "and if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

leviticus 20:17 "and if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity." -- so, i guess lot got off on a technicality when he impregnated his daughters since the incest rule doesnt specifically forbid sleeping with your own child. way to find a loophole.

leviticus 20:18 "and if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people."

i got bored, so, im skipping ahead to the part where we stone everyone who read harry potter.

leviticus 20:27 "a man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

lets be honest: lots of things in the bible are a sin, including eating bacon. until the southern baptist start keeping kosher, i dont want to hear anymore about the gays.


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