i never watched the show, so i have no witty titular reference (expect for slipping the word "titular" into a posting about anna nicole smith)

a chinese-food-delivery-man just told me i look like the actress, nico, who died of an o.d. i spent several confused minutes thinking he thought i looked like the depressing, scary german chick from the velvet underground, before it dawned on me that he meant anna nicole smith.

i hope he means this anna nicole:

and not, y'know, this one:

ugh. whatever. this shit ALWAYS happens when i wear my trimspa necklace.