van nasty

Sunday, August 27, 2006

im already bored with this

jesus heidi! you're looking a little "zaftig"... if i didnt know better, i'd think you were a plus size model. back away from the ice cream you fat cow.


attending the emmys as danny partridge's date should guarantee that regardless of how ugly you are, you are still the better looking half of a couple. how exactly did she eff this up? oh, right. by dressing as a harlequin.



the secret to being old and hot, is realizing you are no longer 20.









are you listening joan collins?

apparently not.

is she winking, or does she just have paris hilton eye? you be the judge.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Heidi looks great for being PREGNANT! lol This Christmas, you should ask Santa for a subscription to People! ;)

8:34 AM  
Blogger Van Nasty said...

i know, i know. i was just being bitchy and repeating the things she and tim said about one of the 6'2 98lbs models on project runway a few weeks ago.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I missed that one! Project Runway is my guilty pleasure...Did you see them all on Larry King the other night? Bizarre interviews...Larry needs to retire. He's the personification of crotchedy.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Van Nasty said...

no, i didnt see that! they are all so damned crazy. i havent seen many of the episodes this go around, but fourfour keeps me up to date.

11:29 AM  

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