im already bored with this
attending the emmys as danny partridge's date should guarantee that regardless of how ugly you are, you are still the better looking half of a couple. how exactly did she eff this up? oh, right. by dressing as a harlequin.
the secret to being old and hot, is realizing you are no longer 20.
are you listening joan collins?
is she winking, or does she just have paris hilton eye? you be the judge.