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Thursday, August 24, 2006

pop quiz hot shot

if you wake up one morning, catch a glimpse of your ass in the bathroom mirror and find that its neon blue - there are several possible explanations:

1) you fell asleep somewhere very, very cold. like the arctic.
2) you really are smurfette, and the rest of your life will be spent smurfing every other smurf in smurfdom be they father, cousin, uncle or grandfather.
3) your "friend" took a highlighter to your ass while you were lying face down on her living room floor singing along with a mix tape and eating bread you found dumpster diving in the back of a bakery.

draw your own conclusions.

i'll be back from the great northwest with more updates this weekend.

van nasty


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