who knew threatening to kick a puppy would be so controversial

i am being blackmailed by d.n. to amend my puppy kicking stance in regards to my need for coffee. while i will not retract the statement, i will say that i would not kick THIS puppy for coffee.

ive always been on team kinley (a.k.a. the evil cat), but, fenway (above) and i spent some quality time together this weekend after d.n. hurt her back and needed me to walk the pup. and, ive just noticed that she and i have similarly wonky eyes which endears her to me that much more.

in case you're wondering what im being blackmailed with, d.n. was with me when i bought the magic lipstick, and bought the same one. she claims she would only tell me its name if i would retract my statement. hopefully this is a doable compromise. if not, there's a fake veil and a penis cup with your name on it this weekend. blackmail is a two way street, my friend.