tastes minerally

they now make "diet coke plus" fortified with vitamins and minerals. unfortunately, the added vitamins dont include vitamin d meaning i still have to occasionally leave the house.

again, i would like to suggest a cigarette flavored coke blak.

do you think its a big seller?

in a few weeks im taking a scenic vacation to, wait for it, gurley alabama.

one of my best friends is getting married and as a bridesmaid i'm duty bound to go to the engagement party in her hometown of gurley. i have driven through alabama many, many times and have done so as quickly as possible to minimize the amount of time i have to spend there; while i will be there for less than 48 hours, im sure, somehow it will feel longer.

im flying into birmingham to visit big red for the night, then she is going to drive me up to huntsville where i will be handed off to another bridesmaid before being delivered to the bride. its like some sort of underground railroad for women forced by their best friends to wear salmon colored taffeta dresses with puffy sleeves and ruffles, except instead of freeing me from my oppressor, they are bringing me to her.

big red is already planning her night out with her "one non-republican friend" and on the agenda is a show by griffin house at workplace, which sounds more like a support group than a concert.

anyway, the point is, while reading the food menu at workplace, i stumbled onto this little gem:

THIS WEEK'S WORKPLAY WEDNESDAY MENU food provided by Mama Annie's

She Crap Soup
Chicken Salad - with walnuts and grapes
Tuna Melt Sandwich
Chicken Supreme - whole bone-in-chicken breast; served over rice pilaf topped with mushroom sauce

you read that right: she. crap. soup.

highdration

"TalkingRain Twist... an all-natural flavored ultra premium water with no sweeteners or preservatives. Simply water with a Twist of juice. It's unique 30oz square bottle is a great addition to any party beverage line-up or just sitting on your desk. It's like squeezing fresh fruit into your water. Twist comes in four great flavors: Lemon, Mandarin, Peach, and Marionberry."

what do you think marionberry water tastes like? im guessing a hint of crack with a dash of "the bitch set me up!"