in parts of the country, this is considered news

last month bill o'reilly "reported" that there are over 150 lesbian gangs in the metropolitan dc area. if thats true, then i ask "why is there only one home depot in d.c.?"

shockingly, bill o'reilly and his "investigative reporter" didnt have their facts right.

according to rod wheeler: "During the O’Reilly Factor segment on June 21st, while engaged in a discussion on Lesbian gangs, I inadvertently stated that gang members carry pistols that are painted pink and call themselves the “Pink Pistol Packing Group.” I was not referring to the gay rights group “Pink Pistols” who advocates for the lawful rights of gays to carry weapons for protection. Further, I mentioned that there are “over 150 of these gangs” in the greater Washington DC area. What I actually meant is that there are over 150 gangs in the Washington DC area, some of which are in fact lesbian gangs. Lastly, I mentioned in the segment that there is this “national epidemic” of lesbian gangs. A better choice of words would have been to say that there is a growing concern nationally, and especially in major urban areas, of increased gang activity, which includes some lesbian gang activity. I apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused."

it shrinks? like a frightened turtle.

guess the celebrity part 2: who wants you to say hello to his little friend?

i could pick my teeth with those

guess the owner of these sexy legs:

stolen from xposure and dlisted.

today has officially been asshole day

and its going to take a whole lot more than this to take the taste out of my mouth.

wow. that looks, ... well, ... it looks...

god damned painful.

sad kermit

hurt is my favorite NIN song. i remember where i was when i first heard johnny cash's cover. i will similarily remember where i was when i first heard this:

impeach this bush

because this is d.c., every television in our office was tuned to cspan on friday watching the valerie plame hearing. though, our offices are always tuned to cspan. ive appeared in the crowd on cpsan twice, and both times my phone was flooded with calls from friends who had seen me on t.v. i wonder what its like to live somewhere where seeing a senator at starbucks doesnt qualify as a celebrity sighting.

anyway, i didnt think to blog about the 20 minute conversation my coworkers and i had debating what kind of tranny the pink shirt "impeach bush" woman in the back of the crowd was, but im glad michael k did. god lord i love dlisted.